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I’m not going to define what “terrorist” means here as it’ll waste time. And NO I don’t mean the guys who run the radio, Bollywood, Hollywood, TV, or even MTV. They have the same intent and effect but with less balls.

Look it up.

The claim is that terrorists are cowards.

Let’s use cold logic.

1. Fire indiscriminately on unarmed people - CHECK!

2. Bomb blast schools, hospitals, and civil airlines - CHECK

3. Kidnap journalists - CHECK

4. Blow up MTV’s satellite - NO (That would rule. Take note Osama)

5. Fight head on with commandos - NO

6. Dress like women to deploy suicide bombs - CHECK

7. Think for themselves - NO (hmmmm)

8. Show mercy - NO

9. Play guitar - NO

10. Grow massive beards - YES

So case closed.

I’ll leave the analysis for another day.