You wanna fight? Think again.
1. You will at some point, lose. Its pure mathematics.
2. Your will to fight indicates an interest in boring things. Such as, ideology, sociology, demography, rationalism, nationalism, and worst of all eCoNoMicS!
3. You could sustain an injury
4. You could sustain WORSE
5. You might lose sustain
6. You’ll need to side up with assholes. Because all wars have TWO sides. And assholes are everywhere.
7. There’s little chance that you’ll be photographed in the prime of your youth and then appear posthumously on lunch boxes, t-shirts, posters, wall hangings etc. Fundamentally because since Gonzo came in there aren’t many good photographers.
8. Soldiers suffer the most. Better to be a hermit who no-one’ll find.
9. You’ll get sucky weapons. Obviously, given your lack of combat experience and technical grade. Forget that plasma rifle and get in line with the youth corps and cock that air gun.
10. You’ll never get to take a proper shit.
