You only live twice

Before you go to Bharat, go to Bina

Bharat Music House on the Defense Colony side of Lajpat Nagar is a dishonest turdshop.

Go to Bina Enterprises on the same street and get ready for a fat discount without even asking.

Dig this. I bought a Casio CTK 5000 form him. He sold it to me for 12500. I found out later that Bina was selling it for 11000. I went back to Bharat but the fat owner was home drilling his lardy wife. I called him and he lied that he had a fever. Oh wait…hang on. Technically he did have fever. Sorry my bad.

Anyways, he gave me an earful of shitcoated lies on why he gave me a brilliant deal and how the keyboard actually cost 11500 and the cable he sold me was for…ah…500.

500 for a cable? Unless its titanium coated double edged diamond bound cable for ninja street fighting, that’s a crock of shit.

I took his representative to Bina the next day and proved to the little rat that Bina was indeed giving it to me for 11000. Pun intended. Fuck you.

Bharat then smirks and says “They’re selling defective things you know. That’s why it’s so cheap”

Bharat blows.


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