MTV is shit
Let’s take a moment to thank MTV India for all the wonderful work they’ve done.
Some of their fine achievements are:
- Reality shows – Shows so naturally cultured and educational that it would be a goddamned surprise if people who dig them aren’t hapless sluts with IQs of buffaloes
- Greatest hits countdowns – Reducing art to a sales chart, this novel device helps you see which group most effectively made music mundane and insipid enough to be lapped up by the MAXIMUM number of people. (read my study of group consumer behavior). At this point, you should know that; Art has nothing to do with business.
- Rock competitions – This has got to be their crowning glory. First of all. Rock and Roll has long been associated with Sex and Drugs. Well, both Sex and Drugs won’t make you feel better after you’re head-fucked by MTV Rock On. The judges are people who have so little to do with rock that you wonder why the fuck they’re there. Then it dawns on you. Nobody else wanted them. Then, perplexed, you watch the show and wonder “okay aside from this amateur music, random displays of unintelligence from the judges, and commercial breaks, where the fuck is the rock?” Well, my friend. THAT is the magic. THE mystery. THE piss that MTV just took on you.
MTV is shit
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Posted on Friday October 30th
